“Are the lights on? It doesn’t count if the lights aren’t on.”
That’s better.
Dear people who have been keeping extended tabs on me on the Twittah who undoubtedly recall the three or four times I threw tremendous temper tantrums when my laptop’s keyboard and trackpad crapped out on me (and the rest of you, I guess, if you feel like you absolutely must be included),
I am pleased to announce that I (yes! me!) am being a Responsible Adult for Once In My Life and Getting This Sucker Fixed, Finally. I am assured that this will also take care of the (probably) related Key Acts Likkkkkkkkke It Is Stuck problem, which, I will have you know, severely impedes my high-level professional StarCraft 2 playing, which I am no good at. Yes, this is why I am no longer getting anything done. Anyway, the computer is with some geniuses in Texas, I’m pretty sure, and I am reduced to pecking this out on my iPod Touch, making this the first time that I have ever used this device for anything but bedroom prancing. That also explains all the typos that you have seen/will see, although if you will note, there are no typos. (I think.) I am Just That Good. (I think.)
If we want to get into specifics, I am actually supposed to be asleep; in roughly six hours, I will be on the road to California with my parents. Obviously, I am awake; maybe less obviously, I am struggling with forty feet of tangled speaker wire as I write these sentences.
And I have been slowly ruining my joints with increasingly heavy weights, and it is terrible. Simply. Terrible. (I’d normally put this in a footnote, but I’ll be damned if I try to write HTML on this, but anyway, speaking of increasingly heavy weights, were you aware that Coca-Cola plans on releasing some disgusting whey protein shake drink in the near future? This would be great [disgusting, but great, sure], except apparently they bought up all of the whey, and apparently whey protein prices are going to skyrocket in a few months, meaning that my favorite brand of protein shake will be even more expensive. [I can't believe I have a favorite brand of protein shake.] You now know something about the current state of the whey protein market. Nice!)
So it has been kind of boring.
That’s it. Sorry. Hope you’ve been more exciting.
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P.S. Apparently my dad really likes Jack Daniels. This amuses me.
